|Sample of Chapter 5) Key West
Converting to Marksism
breasts a flappin', and yes, they were bare. The Thursday morning
commute to Key West was a little surprising for my big red
(Truck), and a 4-door truck pulls along side with some women
exposing their Cargo! These people were definitely starting to
enjoy their vacation a little early in the morning; then again, seeing
bare-breasted ladies in The Keys (Which reminds me that Spring
Break is near!), is like seeing a minivan in a fast food drive-thru.
So in light of the new "Season", I have decided to open an
Oceanside business called Dr. D's (or Double Dees) Convertible
Auto Sales and Swimwear Emporium (C.A.S.S.E.) Our mottos
are: "You're in The Keys, so relax, and take your top down. We
won't sell you undercoating, as it is too hot, and we don't wear any.
We service to whom we sell!"
Our auto spokesmodel is Mid-life Marco in his maroon muscle
car. He is managing our sports car Alternative-Fuel division as
well, featuring the futuristic Poontang. This baby runs on Money,
testosterone, and chest hair! With 350 Whorespower, it is
To highlight our swimwear collection for the ladies, we have the
Bilabial Diph-Thong, called the Poseur; it whispers the "Oh!" in
camel toe. It was designed by a Cunning Linguist from France (He
looks like one of those hairy Frogmen on the Calypso), and is
smaller than an eye patch, yet street legal, along with our cars. As
for the men, we sell the ME-kini, which gives them that "No-Sand-
in-My-Face Attitude". Custom fit, flexible, breathable, and as
stylish as any "Euro Dude" on vacation in America. Unlike edible
underwear, these can take the pounding...of the waves!
Wet t-shirts go on sale during the month of March, for all those
Coeds “Getting and Letting” it away from it all! That's right we sell
chilled WET t-shirts for women. It's Spring Break, so let's "get to
the Point!" Bottoms Up!
With a wet and wild welcome,