Mmm, the Prince William Sound
There is a rumor going around that Princess Kate is pregnant. There
is another rumor going around that I didn't do it. Well, they both
seem to be true. And, if a rumor is true, then it can't be called a
rumor. Does that mean I have to go back an re-write those two first
Why do they also call her Duchess? Isn't she just a Lady? You
would think that the media would call her Catherine, but being as
she looks like an American Woman, they call her Kate.
Well we have our own Princess/Duchess/Lady (No, not Hillary.),
and her name is M. Osmond (She has had that same last name since
I was a child, so I guess she never married. I will see to it that it
will never be "Hyphen" Sanders either.). Princess Marie can be
seen at the grocery store Checkout Stand on the cover of the
women's magazine that is adjacent to the magazine with Princess
Kate posing on the cover. One thing I did notice though, is that Kate
wears too much makeup and looks her age, while Marie wears
"Airbrush" and looks a fantastic 25!
I also noticed that Princess Giada has been on the cover of many
magazines, and is now a spokesmodel for hair-color products.
Nobody that I know is staring at her hair, and she should be selling
bras, or even the style of going bra-less. Now that would be
cookin'. Am I the only guy that actually looks at her food, or just
women's magazines? If guys were really into food, they would
watch Julia (R.I.P) reruns, or Emeril.
From the chicken platter,
Gris E. Fingerprince
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